And if you are interested, please read on. If you aren't, well, nobody forces you to read this now do they. In fact, if it upsets you, you should probably avoid looking at it all together. But, there's a lot going on in May with festivals, concerts, sports, holidays and lots of other stuff so lets get right into things. Shall we? Ok, then, lets do it.
Holidays First
May 1st is May Day
May 4th Is Derby Day
May 5th Is Cinco De Mayo
May 12th is Mothers Day (show mom some love)
May 18th is Armed Forces Day
May 27th is Memorial Day

May is also
BBQ Month
Hamburger Month
Salad Month
Salsa Month
Strawberry and or Snozzberry Month
Egg Month
Asparagus Month
Beef Month

More holidays which you may or may not choose to celebrate accordingly here
Printable Calendar of Daily Holidays & Observances from Brownielocks.

And even more in just a bit.

Ok, how about a couple festivals to wet your proverbial whistles

Cincy Cinco On Fountain Square May 4-5
Cincy-Cinco Latin Festival, May 4 & 5 2013

Taste Of Cincinnati May 25-27 5th and race downtown
Home Page - Taste Of Cincinnati

Appalachian Fest at Coney Island May 10-12
Appalachian Community Development Association. Coney Island Festival. Appalachian Festival.

Feel like some music
Party In The Park Yeatmans Cove 5-10pm
1st Naked Karate Girls
8th Jamison Band
15th Strangers
22nd Final Order
29th Whammies

Party On The Plaza Anderson Center 5-9pm
May 30th Danny Frazier Band

Summer Shazzam kids concert beech acres 10-10:45 am
May 22nd Jennifer Ellis Band 388-4573 for more info

Still tons more to come